potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

doncasturbate:

my sense of style is

“fuck im late”

“what is this”

“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”

sushiandpie:

phantoms4evr:

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market.

now ur talkin

(Source: devnirenberg)

alphastridercest:

bambiisqueen:

alphastridercest:

queer noises

[ religious mob noises in the distance ]

panicked queer noises

squidwurd:

i got an email from google saying my ads were disabled because i violated their policy by having “adult or mature content” on my blog and this was the picture they said was the violation

nochancemartian:

toukos:

what if u walked into class and the substitute teacher was ur icon