what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
my sense of style is
“fuck im late”
“what is this”
“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market.
now ur talkin
[ religious mob noises in the distance ]
panicked queer noises
i got an email from google saying my ads were disabled because i violated their policy by having “adult or mature content” on my blog and this was the picture they said was the violation